PokeMeme

Stolen from: WingsThePhoenix 

This Pokemon is you:

gligar

Um
well
k then

1) This Pokemon is your best friend:

xerneas

hey look it's Rocky's tree //shot (PKMNation reference XD)
*snuggles her*


2) This Pokemon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:

ditto

well
quite a FLEXIBLE boss
eh?
//shot

3) This Pokemon is your partner for you science project:

absol

so tell me, will it turn disastrous on us? *rimshot*

4) This Pokemon is looking for every possible way to murder you:

sewaddle

OH MY FREAKING 
IT WILL MURDER ME
WITH CUTE


5) This Pokemon is you mother-in-law:

beheewhatsit

......


6) This Pokemon is you boyfriend/girlfriend:

meowstic

WELL OBVIOUSLY ID BE WITH A MEOWSTIC
only some will understand that
....but dude why's your mom a weird rock thing


7) This Pokemon is you ex:

trapinch

...i can see why this didn't work 


8) This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment:

articuno

FRIG YES
IM BEING STALKED BY A-
im being stalked by a legendary bird
FFFFFF


9) This Pokemon likes to snuggle with you:

sylveon

OHMYGOSH YES *snuggles injtensely*


10) This Pokemon ate all your cheesecake:

parasect

*baps with newspaper* that was being saved for a party


11) This Pokemon is what you felt in bed last night:

kabuto

0.0;


12) This Pokemon banged your mum:

lombre 

nOPE

13) This Pokemon will do anything to try and get in you pants:

binacle

OHMYGOD NO
WHY
WHY IS THIS EVEN A POKEMON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
ITS A ROCK WITH ARMS
THERES 2 OF THOSE ALREADY


14) This Pokemon died by your own hands:

glameow

im sorry kitty ;n;
i didnt mean to trip on you


15) This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life:

fearow

EFF YES



16) This Pokemon reads you bedtime stories:

miltank

CUUUUUUTE

17) This Pokemon is your loving pet:

beartic

ELLO FROSTY

18) This Pokemon is your creepy dentist:

sharpedo

heh
fitting
GET AWAY FROM MY FACE

19) This Pokemon is what you dream about every day:

forretress

um what no

20) This Pokemon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:

hoppip

ello there Hane (JWittz reference)

21) This Pokemon watches you sleep:

palpitoad

*kicks softly*
nyehhhhhh

22) This Pokemon is your guardian angel:

hydregion

YESSSS IM SAVED

23) This Pokémon won't rest until it has a lock of your hair to cherish forever:

gothitora

WELP

24) This Pokemon will be there for you when you need it:

haxorus

YAY